How old are you in Galactic Standard years?
What species are you?
Are you-
Choose all that apply.
Do you live alone?
Are you a duplicate?
Are you sure you're not a duplicate?
Do you consider yourself a duplicate?
How many times a year, on average, do you travel to the past?
Never.
Rarely.
Occasionally.
Once a month.
Once a week.
Multiple times a week.
Daily.
I Just Don't Stop.
Travel to the future?
Never.
Rarely.
Occasionally.
Once a month.
Once a week.
Multiple times a week.
Daily.
I Just Don't Stop.
Visit new planets.
Never.
Rarely.
Occasionally.
Once a month.
Once a week.
Multiple times a week.
Daily.
I Just Don't Stop.
Visit alternate realities?
Never.
Rarely.
Occasionally.
Once a month.
Once a week.
Multiple times a week.
Daily.
I Just Don't Stop.
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow?
Never.
Rarely.
Occasionally.
Once a month.
Once a week.
Multiple times a week.
Daily.
I Just Don't Stop.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
What brands have appeared in your dreams?
Choose all that apply.
What most fills you with dread while grocery shopping?
Please be detailed in your response.
When watching commercials, what colors do you find most distasteful?
Do you feel like you're in the prime of your life?
What words do you most associate Blank Slate Memory Wipes with?
Choose all that apply.
What’s the longest you’ve ever spent away from your phone?
Describe your first kiss.
If your species does not have lips, please skip. If you have never had a kiss or a significant physical romantic interaction, or are not interested in discussions of such things, please skip.
Who is your favorite "Solutions to Problems" host?
Who is your favorite non-host contributor?
How did you find out about Solutions to Problems?
How would you describe Janet's voice?
Choose all that apply.
Have you ever had a question answered on the show?
If yes, how useful was the advice?
Listener Experience
Do you enjoy the show?
Do you feel like the hosts answer the questions sufficiently?
Do you think Janet talks too much? I kind of do. Gosh, Janet. We get it. You like crime.
Do you think Melody is the best co-host?
Do you think AIs should be in charge of listener surveys?
Do you think Janet is a bad person?
Do you think I should get back together with her officially? She has some good qualities. I'm kind of thinking about it, you know? We had some good times.
How do you feel about the Moonplex™?
When do you listen to Audio-Based On-Demand Broadcasts?
I never stop
During my commute
During work
While making love
While doing mindless tasks
I don’t.
How many hours a week do you listen to Audio-Based On-Demand Broadcasts?
Why are we here?
What’s the point of it all?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Sorry, got carried away there. Please write an essay about your thoughts on my future relationship with Janet.
Be DETAILED.
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